What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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