What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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