What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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