What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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