What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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