What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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