What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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