What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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