What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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