What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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