What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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