What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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