What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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