What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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