What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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