What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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