What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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