What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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