What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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