What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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