What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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