What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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