What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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