What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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