What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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