What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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