What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
Canvas not available.

or


How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
Canvas not available.

or


How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026