What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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