What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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