What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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