What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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