What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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