What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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