What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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