What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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