What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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