What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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