What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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