What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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