What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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