What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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