What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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