What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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