What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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