What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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