What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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