What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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