What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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