What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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