What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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