What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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