What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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