What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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