What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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