What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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