What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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