What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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