What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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