What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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