What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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