What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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