What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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