What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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