What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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