What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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