What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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