What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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