What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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