What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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